Christmas Hawaiian Style

Christmas is different in Hawaii. Santa wears

his "Speedo" and wanders the beach with his surf board. We saw a Christmas parade while we were there. They decked golf carts out like reindeer which I loved!! I really want a golf cart and have thought about stealing one!!!! Fire trucks were all lighted up as Christmas trees, cheerleaders in mini skirts, everyone wearing shorts. It went down the main street of the city we were in and only being a couple of lanes for cars traffic was backed way up. The bad thing about using the main drag is that a real emergency did happen and the fire trucks that were not decked out in holiday regal had to try and get through the parade and bumper to bumper traffic. Bummer for you if your strokin' out during a parade!!!

Look at Santa's
coloring next to mine!!!
GROSS ME!!!!